poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.

I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get the poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!

by Ramondos February 26, 2008

poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.

My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.

by Finn0123 January 2, 2017

Pull Poke

(Verb)
When you put tacks in your friend’s pull up bar.

Bro, why do you have holes in your hands?
Oh, because someone pull poked me.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

Poke

It's a slang used in parts of America and the murder and drug capital of Canada (Winnipeg) and referred to being stabbed or dabbed

Hey man I don't care if you do that shit jus no rigs man I'll give you a poke

by Daoldjunkieondatconer May 10, 2019

poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator

"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."

by hoss bossman September 12, 2021