Alan & Pedro

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.

person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face

person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me

by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025

Omni-pede

You’d know it when you see it

I found an Omni-pede in my cupboard

by Goobershlop June 11, 2025

polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.

When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.

by markolai April 7, 2013

pulling a pedre

1) To be a homewrecker; to try to or to successfully steal someone's significant other.
2) Someone who is only attracted to people who are in a committed relationship.

"I can't believe he broke up with me for another girl!"
-"Yo, that girl is known for that! She is just pulling a pedre.. She's a homewrecker and trust me, she just wanted him because he was taken!"

by El Johnny January 1, 2016

Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.

Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it

by Castellanien January 14, 2020

Looking like Pedro

Word used for when someone is a mega simp and looks beautiful

Ex: "Bruh, do i look Dope?
"You're looking like Pedro"
"Thanks brother!"

by RaikouMaster21 April 22, 2020

Down syndrome pedro

A Snitch who tells a guy/Usually his brother about jerking off in a forest

You Bro You hear that guy is a down syndrome pedro No way bro

by Canadian beastiality June 27, 2020