Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Love for one's parent(s)

Unconditional love one has for their parents no matter what.

After everything there's still tons of love for one's parent(s).

by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015

Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021

parent

1- Mother or father.
2- Living beings that procreated and resulted in the birth of other living beings.

My parent is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

Parent whipped

When a child allows their parents to yell at them without fighting back or snapping on them

I can't believe Tim allows his parents to just yell at him like that he's so parent whipped

by mattypatty1013 May 18, 2018

parents

dont get me wrong i couldnt be on this earth without them but man do I fucking hate them. there the worst people I've ever met, and I have one of the most shitty friendgroups ever. Genuinely curious if I don't do what they tell me to do what they're going to do, if they're going to hurt me, yell at me till I wanna commit, send me off to boarding school, genuinely cause what if I don't are you gonna send me off to the streets, cause that's child abuse and probably a bunch of other illegal shit. if they disown me my dad wouldn't have the heart with his stupid Mormon pussy ass. and my mom would prob commit too, honestly I may be the shitty child they all hate, but if I die or leave the family would go to shit. I don't wanna live with my grandparents either, so I guess ill just cope with music, fake fantasies in my head, and fanfics

user: u good u look like you've been crying

me: yeah i just fuckin hate my parents

user: why?

me: ... can we not talk about that

user: yeah.. yeah thats fine

by ilovemiso March 13, 2023

parental provinces

Massachusetts ("MA") and Pennsylvania ("PA").

Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".

by QuacksO July 5, 2023