tool bag

A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.
"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"
by BFass June 14, 2012
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tool squeezer

a home , batty boy , stink dinker , punter or over all ass pounding chump.
"they guy in the pink shirt with the emo hair cut and tight pants is a tool squeezer"
by bonegigger January 27, 2006
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tool belt

that is a very nice strap on you have there
by dev October 26, 2004
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Tumblr Tool

People who believe everything on the internet originated from Tumblr.
Chelsey Hines is a Tumblr Tool.
by Maggothair July 25, 2013
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broken tool

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.
Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.
by Straemer September 22, 2007
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thunder tool

Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.
Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”
by Lkot December 22, 2017
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Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.
by Naked Penguin March 31, 2010
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