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Fabrizio - “I suggest you remove that post, it’s already been reported to the online police… big hug”
by TMDNS February 24, 2024
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Online Bestie

Your online bestie is the person you really hide absolutely nothing from, you can even name drop when you complain about people and not only will she not tell anyone, but she'll hate them just as much as you do because she trusts you, and she'll never meet them cause she lives too far away. She will always be out of pocket at times but at heart she'd shit talk about anyone and anything because you two just get each other.
Online Bestie: "Men are so trash"
You: "They make me physically and mentally ill"
Online Bestie: "Ugh I want dick though!!"
You: "Literally so real this why you my #1"
by tidger October 5, 2024
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Online Glazing

To glaze someone online means to feed them compliments that are so over-the-top that they come across as cringe-worthy or phony. While the goal is usually to win someone over with flattery, it's often unsuccessful because they can see right through it. Some might even consider it a form of sexual harassment. If you feel you have been 'online glazed',

be sure to contact your local law enforcement.
Jerry: "Stanley, why does Max keep online glazing people like Tommy? It's making all of us feel real uncomfortable."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."
by TheCollegeGraduate February 17, 2025
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Online Safety Act

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.
by Esquivalience July 30, 2025
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online autism

The condition of having similar difficulties in understanding the subtleties and nuances of online social interaction, resulting in the same social problems that failure to understand physical, nonverbal forms of communication cause to many individuals with a diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder
"I can read a room and carry on conversations IRL no problem, but I get so lost and confused in online spaces, it's like I have online autism!"
by mental Ben July 31, 2025
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Online Safety Act

An act that basically bans gooning for british citizens unless they verify their age by either using ID, some shitty AI face detection algorithm, and credit card information for some reason.

Unlucky
Online Safety Act is literally just free promo for YouTubers with a nordvpn or expressvpn sponsor. Rent paid for the next 3 months
by Sebby294 August 1, 2025
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Online Safety Act

A corrupt act enforced by the government to deliberately spy on people.
"The online safety act is ____"
"I didn't know about the Online Safety Act!"
"Online safety act is ______."
by anidiot399494 August 5, 2025
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