Henry the cow

The deceased cow owned by TommyInnit. Death: 4/2/2020

Person 1: Do you miss henry the cow

Person 2: No lol

by Ackhimer April 3, 2021

Muscle Cow

A boner that lasts for a long period of time for no reason, or if you've taken too much viagra.

Dude yesterday I had a freaking muscle cow during that lecture and I swear everybody noticed.

by JoshTheManWassup April 4, 2011

Cow pie

Pie made of cow

Wow thats some good cow pie, whats in it? Well its pastry with cow in it

by 69forskins June 4, 2023

soil the cow

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

by java monster February 22, 2008

Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.

Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0

by JowMeepers April 27, 2020

tequila cow

Tequila cow makes tequila that MUST be drank from the tequila cup

I just saw a bunch of tequila cows on the side of the road! Get the tequila cup!!!

by Loosey Moosey December 14, 2011

Cow Cunt

How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)

"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."

by DocDizzle March 2, 2019