Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.

After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.

by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016

obama's toes

Obama's toes are actually not any normal toes, they are a organism and have a brain. They are so intelligent they are capable of creating Obamium, A EXTREMLY RARE material, considered as the most powerful and resistant material. Only Obama's toes are capable of making that. Also if you try to export Obamium or Obama's toes out of the US' of A', They will disappear and respawn in the ol' US' of A'. And this signification is also wrote by Obama's toes, While Obama is sleeping

Finally, after 69 years, OBAMA'S TOES ARE MINE!

by Obama's toes December 10, 2021

obama fish

the Obama fish, a legendary fish in which strikes everyone with a gleaming ray of beauty and charm. This legendary being keeps the universe on its hands. Many (sane) people worship the legendary Obama fish and you should too.

I'll get down to praying for obama fish in 20. Wanna get a snowcone?

Sure, bro. I'll be praying for obama fish in 20 too. I have no time.

by md frena 5 and vogel March 15, 2022

BaCrook Obama

A modified version of the name of the 44th POTUS, reflecting the attitude regarding his alledged criminal activities in office.

It looks like ol’ BaCrook Obama will be joining the party at gitmo after all.

by Mackey Shmackey June 17, 2018

Obama male

An Obama male is a male who will casually commit war crimes with swager and style above both alpha males and sigma males and will dominate other men.

Johnny just broke the Geneva conventions he's such an Obama male.

Adam just asserted his dominance by having sex with Jason he's such an Obama male

by Jay010603 January 4, 2022

obama hit

When you are smoking weed and hold the smoke in so long that all of it gets absorbed into your lungs, like how Obama used to do in college.

James held the smoke in his lungs for a full 40 seconds! That's a real obama hit!

by Mr Cnowledge April 26, 2014

obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire

Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit

by TheZurg May 8, 2017