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Nut Custard

While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.
by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019
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Whistle nuts

A young and inexperienced co worker who can't do stuff without messing it up
To fix what Whistle nuts screwed up .
by Weasel67 July 23, 2016
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nut huggers

Man, I gotta put on my pair of AF nut huggers and go take my PT test.
by drewman05 April 10, 2010
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nut & bolt

1
: an impromptu sexual encounter when either party's obligations only allow time for an aggressive fuck session where each party is only concerned with making themselves cum as fast as possible and both parties agree there will be no conversation, foreplay or cuddling before or after. Cum and Go.

2
:(verb) To stop by and pound the pussy as violently as possible in an effort to make her cum before you do and then getting to fuck out so she can clean up and get back to doing what she needs to do.
I'm too busy studying, but you can drop in for a nut & bolt.

I know you'r busy but, I need that fat ass you sexy bitch. I promise I'll nut & bolt.
by B Nastee July 7, 2016
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Puss nut

A person who is acting like a complete weak ass bitch/asshole.
Wtf he did that to you, he's such a puss nut.
by Buttnugget246 March 12, 2018
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Turtle Nuts

A word to describe your testicles when they shrivel up and get hard. Like a turtle's shell.
Man, it's freezing out here! I got turtle nuts!
by Wezal June 26, 2019
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rusty nut

used to say that someone is laggig in their work or falling behind dragging the "whole team" down

derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to
Kristen is the rusty nut tonight man. she isnt getting her damn dishes done
by N8andmcdcrew August 4, 2009
mugGet the rusty nutmug.

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