natalie

Natalie is the name of a girl who has a face only a mother can love, she is hideous inside and out, extremely mentally ill, and probably has a massive chin. Girls named natalie also have a nickname (crimson chin). legend has it that if you turn the lights off and whisper “crimson” 6 times in a mirror, she’ll drive your car drunk! beware of the beast that is a woman named natalie, she also LOVES to bottle feed, date rape, and say racial slurs. Keep all Natalies at least 1000 feet away from black sororities, she will invade, destroy, capture, and brainwash any innocent person she can. and for the men, be careful. I know that giant chin, bad fake tan, fried hair, golden teeth, and dwarf nose might look appealing, but her acidic, rancid vagina destroys all that is brave enough to enter. ⚠️ ‼️IT WILL DESTROY YOUR PENIS‼️⚠️ stay safe and keep about 15 miles away from all natalie’s in your general vicinity. i pray for society, and feel for her victims.

“have you seen natalie?”
“no but i smelt her!!”

by danielmeyer November 23, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Natalie medlock

Natalie medlock is the type of person that you meet and absolutely love to bits because there so cool

You could definitely be a natalie medlock person dude

by Goober shlooper July 28, 2024

Natalie

Natalie is a beautiful girl that will make you laugh very easily. She has long brown hair and she is a very good dancer. She has a kind and loving family and is very close to her twin. I hope Natalie never changes!

Person 1: hey did you hear the joke that Natalie said
person 2: no, was it funny
person1: come on... Her jokes are always funny
person.2:°laughs°ya I know
person 1: let's go find her
person 2: ok
person 1: hey Natalie
Natalie: hey guys check this out
Natalie: why did the British not pronounce their T`s
Person 2: I don't know, why
Natalie: because they drank it all
Person 1 and 2:........
Natalie: Also I think I'm nocturnal

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Natalie

Natalie is a very creative and artistic person she has good fashion sense she's and amazing artist she can make art off of almost any inspiration she is very entertaining and energetic. She often has curly black hair. She also usually likes anime. She's very smart but doesn't always show it. She is often pretty flexible. She's shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she's isnt afraid to show her crazy self. Or talk crap about people. She makes you feel better yourself when you need it. She is very beautiful and alot of guys fall for her.

Guy1:dang I could really use a girl
Guy2:get Cho self a Natalie!

Girl1:I really need a friend
Girl2: GO to Natalie!

by The.pooping.arby March 2, 2022

Natalie

Natalie eyes are as pretty 10 thousand skys and you could go to space and back and still not be bored with her she keeps you with her always remembering to call and text you everyday and when she doesn't she feels bad she is nice and pretty and she cares to much she never sees the bad in people which is good and bad but in the end you will still love her and you never want her to go anywhere with out you (you will become obsessed.

I love Natalie and she love me

by LoveBirdy March 23, 2024

natalie

natalie is a amazing,kind,loving person.They will always look out for you no matter what.They are always willing to make you laugh and always be there for you.

Shes really nice no wonder her name is Natalie.

by luv.. December 29, 2021