murphed

To be a nasty ass hoe, fugly as hell,and a sloppy drunk

1) Damn this hoe just got murphed.
2) Yikes! this hoe is acting a murph
3) Yo I almost just threw up this girl is a straight up murph.

by rockawaygirls April 26, 2012

Murph'd

To be loathed and denounced by a beer drinkin, dip spittin hillbilly

"Fukka you"
You just got murph'd

by voland August 1, 2011

murphing the bowl

When the bowl comes your way, instead of hitting it you space out into the conversation and hang onto it. Not bogarting it just not passing it on.

Hey you've been Murphing the bowl, hit it and pass it on!

by spyderdog8 September 9, 2015

murphybrown

A skidmark that is caused by a murph (underwear riding up the buttocks)

"Dude, I have a murphybrown after dancing all night."

by The Stain Expert August 4, 2007

murphis

a person who licks monkies to get therir kicks.

That was one murphis person there buddy!

by someone September 13, 2003

murph

adj. a person that screws something up

used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.

"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."

"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."

by sloshin July 24, 2011

Murphed

1. To be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of Murphy's Law

2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity

Man, I got murphed hard when I bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding Vespa!

by SunshineAndPudding May 30, 2011