Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."
by Spidey_Sences15 May 09, 2022
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Mid Eum

Mid Eum's are usually Koreans, so basically that means that they are either a kpop star or a kim chi cook. They might look all nice and sweet, but don't be fooled they have tendencies to rape and molest teenagers, be careful. They also have a great sense of style though so if youre having outfit troubles call a Mid Eum. Alot of mid Eum's are the same but there are some major differences, If you see one that is 6'4 and size 12 feet, they are most definately gay and probably wants to do some weird stuff with all the high school boys, if they arent either of those sizes dont worry they are probably more into little girls. To a Mid Eum the weirdest things make their penis hard, just by simply smelling kim chi, or just hearing DEAN's voice, can do it. If you meet one, your life could go 2 different ways, he could make your life 10 times better, or he could be an awful person and do weird things to you. So choose carefully
P1:Have you met the new kid?
P2:Not yet, I'm trying to make my decision, he looks like a Mid Eum.
by NATHANIEL✋✋ March 08, 2017
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mid off

Two people having a competition on who is less attractive or worse at something

Often used by people outside of the locus of decision
Those women are ugly as fuck, they havin a mid off 😭
by Loliisnotillegal May 01, 2023
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Mid-Mod

mid-mod, or middle class moderate is a NIMBY "who agrees with the idea of economic equality, but cannot agree with the required methods of direct action, who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's financial freedom."
the Hobo’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the elite or the 1%, but the mid-mod , who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice…”
by Angry Hobo November 16, 2019
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Mid-les crisis

The lesbian equivalent of a Midlife Crises. In some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. In nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.

Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".
Everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between Jaclyn and Lou', then Jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. Her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.
by bamfstatic January 11, 2011
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Fire-Mid

Better than mid its Fire-Mid
That Anime is Fire-Mid
by clips2 January 31, 2022
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Fire-Mid

That anime isnt mid its fire-mid
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