5 definition by comedykun

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thanos will teach you how
lemme show you how to scratch it BMFABETEHETHETETBETBEBATBEBABETBMFABETATAHETETBETGABETEBBTEABTHABHRTBHRTHEHAHBMBETTBABTBETAEBTETBHTEHABHETAHETABM
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by comedykun March 04, 2021

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a god smash main but not a very pogger recovery
guy1: i main little mac
guy2: lol bad recovery
guy1: *proceeds to side b*
guy2: *dies*
by comedykun February 22, 2021

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squirrels in my pants
SIMP

S-I-M-P

squirrels in my pants!
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by comedykun April 07, 2021

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I-
Bitches be like I- I- You- Wow I-

Bitch what? Speak. Spit it the fuck out. What do you wanna say? I’m listening. We’re all waiting, and you’re doing nothing. This is nonsense, you can’t even use words anymore. Go the hell outside for once damn, goddamn, get a job or something. Idiot.
I-

dont give a fuck
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by comedykun March 08, 2021

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A type of turtle
John: whats your favorite animal
Billy: Cooter
John: eww wtf
Billy: its a turtle... o_o
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by comedykun March 08, 2021

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