Matthew and Angela

The two that everyone ships even the teachers does. You see them in the hall talking and playing around. They always denied their feelings though.
Hey, look it's Matthew and Angela. Can I go to yall wedding?
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matthew mcgregor

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets
Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers
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matthew yu

you: who is Matthew Yu?
me: he is a gay man burh.
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Matthew Higham

Matthew higham is a dipshit and will ruin your life
Matthew Higham sucks balls :)
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Matthew Higham

An absolute dipshit, will ruin your life
Matthew Higham sucks balls
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Oliver Matthews

Very sexy animal. Gets all the girls
Yo, this guy is an Oliver Matthews
by Jordan Beighton March 09, 2016
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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 15, 2023
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