Mail it in

A term used in the 2002 cult comedy Van Wilder. While by the looks of it is not funny, but when yelled in public in everyday life it is hilarious. It is used when somebody does not want to drop something off in fear of something or someone they may encounter along the way.

Movie:
After Van's unfortunate encounter with the elder admission's director:
Taj- "Do you want to drop of the application or mail it in?"
Van- "MAIL IT IN!!!! Mail it in."

Real Life:
Colin- "So Michael how are you gonna give that thing to that really ugly girl? Are you gonna drop it off or mail it in?"
Michael- "MAIL IT IN!!!!"

by MD-Block July 10, 2005

Maille

uncommon name for le monke cult members. legends are named maille because they can beat anyone in minecraft or cod, and they’re especially good at cod zombies.

person: “i just ate ass.”

me: “did u eat maille’s ass??,’”

by uhhh ohhh stinky October 19, 2019

mail sorting machines

Vital to the functioning of the United States Postal Service.

By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.

by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020

Pocket Mail

When your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.

*Phone in pocket*
*Ring Ring*
Friend: Whoa somone has pocket mail (:

by HannahHomicide(: January 2, 2011

Snail mail

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States.

by jimbomcc June 1, 2017

Maili

A lying, deceiving, manipulative person who is only interested in self benefit. She will make friends just to fuck them all over. It dosent take long for others to realise she is a lying bitch who will stab you in the back. A Maili is a two faced person who dosent care about others.

Person A: my best friend is Maili
Person B: did you hear what Maili said about you?

by @wholefoodsmarket October 5, 2019

MailMan

A small bloke of around 1 inch tall who wears huge white MailPants and a huge brown MailBag. He runs around a gay messenger servive and is gay

1. Oh my God, it's MailMan!

by Jezz February 13, 2004