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love

a chronic mental distortion that usually ends in erectile dysfunction or impotence.
Her Love Was Shorter Than My Johnson
by CandyLimericalGenius April 23, 2008
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when you find that one person in the entire world that makes you feel different. that one person that you would do anything for. they make you happy just by being alive but you know they'll never feel the same way. but you know what they say life sucks.
*Jonathan and Aurelia are best friends*

Aurelia: will you go out with me

Jonathan: yeah sure

Aurelia: *is super happy and cant hold it in*

*about 1 week later*

Aurelia: so everyone keeps asking if we broke up

Jonathan: we did

*wyatt and Jonathan are also best friends*

wyatt: ohhhh. that was smooth bro

Aurelia: * leaves with her friend lexi like every other day but this time she starts bursting into tears*

*a year later*

Aurelia: starts like Jonathan's other bestfriend Chase*

Chase: * like Aurelia*

*chase and Aurelia start dating*

*later Aurelia realizes she is still in love with Jonathan*
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for me love is him, i could describe him in every beauty way. just like breath an fresh air and filled your lungs with it.

i could describe him in every beauty way but i know when i met him i would totally silent. because i feel the love, i just feel it. its make me look like an idiot and its fine. because describing love is simple in complex way. we have our own definiton of love, so what yours?
" i love you till the andromeda and back"
by angkasa October 14, 2020
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
- John Barrymore
I was in love, once. Then I discovered her similarity to fish....
by SMARTALIENQT May 25, 2008
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love

love: noun.; jonathan and heather v. to be like jonathan and heather, to be attracted to someone the way jonathan and heather are; -ly, loving, lover, etc. syn like, lust; ant hate, etc. see also: jonathan and heather
love makes people corny.. and my mom says it makes people horny LOL lmao... true story..
by heatherpants December 5, 2007
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Love is a drug that will cure most of your problems, but will eventually have a few side effects. When you truly "love" a person, you want to be with them every part of the day. You want to cuddle with them. You want to hug and kiss them nonstop. But in the end after all of that bullshit your going to end up heart broken and insecure for the next say 2 months. When you really love someone and you feel like they love you too, they probably don't love you like you love them. Love is a drug that will fuck you up till the day you die. Unless you truly have the one person that actually "loves" you then your set. But don't get addicted to a drug like "love" and think you will be ok. You wont be ok.
by Jason😈🙃💀 March 18, 2018
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love

Sharing your paradise with another person that will always care for you. ❤
Babe, I love you and always will. 💙
by ~ marie December 13, 2014
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