lady of convenience

A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.

*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!

Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.

Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!

by Dakotah Sky February 8, 2015

lady and the trump

The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.

Ther's the lady and the Trump

by tirtle January 14, 2017

Lady Red Bush

Lady Red Bush

The age-old question for a girl with red hair is the vag. hair carpet matching the drapes- her long hair on her head.
-A redhead girl-

Look at Lady Red Bush over there... I wonder if what she has down there is the same?

by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018

dinner lady face

A woman who looks very plain, and working class and works or has worked in a school, serving children meals.

A female broadcaster on BBC tv once said of the singer Lili Allen "she sings OK but she has got that Dinner Lady Face going on"

by paul grant August 28, 2007

mo lady syndrome

A subset of the forbidden fruit syndrome, the mo lady syndrome is for those who lust after mormon girls.

Guy 1: check out Niki from high school, she got hot!
Guy 2: no way!
five minutes and a quick google stalk later
Guy 2: Niki is not hot, you just have mo lady syndrome.

by Reginald T. Pembrooke November 9, 2009

Bag Lady Lady

A woman who is not homeless but still carries around more then one bag. Like a backpack, purse, lunch bag , and shopping bags all at once.

Dude that bag lady lady nearly knocked me over when I was walking on the stairwell. She had 5 bags!

by Phite October 3, 2010

Female lady

A friend that's a girl

Drake: look at that girl
Josh: yeah that's my female lady

by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 24, 2015