live journal

An online journal so people can complain how their life as a rich snob is so horrible

Big_Butt24784651: omg like ne way so omg omg omg omg then that bitch was omg like yeah then so the girl's panties blew up today and like yeah omg this kid omg whacked off and looked at me omg omg omg like OMG!

by Tit Boob Smack May 13, 2005

livejournal

A "blog" site that is destroying human social interaction, along with internet instant messenging services and e-mail.

I wouldn't go to www.livejournal.com if I were you.

by Raven1268 March 31, 2004

Live Like Arabs

This term is used when one is in dire need of becoming rich and will resort to cramming family and friends into one home to acquire money by splitting all the bills amongst each individual which in turn saves each person more money to buy the fancier things in life.

Hey, Mikey, why don't you move in and we can live like arabs and be rich!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

Livegore

A gory site full of murder, beheadings , suicides , gang violence etc. You usually see virgin kids in the comments trying to use the N word wherever possible to help boost their self esteem.

Yo have u ever watched “livegore”
Yeah bro i comment the word sandniggers on beheading videos because im a fat lonely virgin

by JrMyst July 22, 2022

Saturday Night Live

The condition of being stoned, drunk and coked up, the preferred state of the original cast of Saturday Night Live in the late '70s. Since you are also getting live on drugs, it is a pun.

Drunk: I got us some Hpnotiq and a handle of Stoli... we're gonna get drunk!

Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!

Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!

by Snowflake 2.0 August 1, 2012

Too Stupid To Live

This is a mental and social disorder where by an individual is deemed to be an unproductive member of society because s/he lacks the mental aptitude, social skills and general zest necessary to do so.

***Symptoms***
*extremely lazy
*complains excessively
*thinks s/he has a musical talent but is really tone deaf
*expects others to make meals for him
*expects HIS dishes to magically to wash themselves
*will attend school for a major that will not get him/her far in life (ex. such as drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is
*too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt s/he has acquired
*when s/he is given a job, s/he is content to work for free
*typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene
*leaves pubic hair ALL over the bathroom
*unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine
*uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day
*usually dates fat psychotic bitches with emotional problems that he met online
*likes to complain how he's way too busy,yet he manages to spend 2 hours on the phone talking to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f

Example 1)When someone does something completely retarded.
Lily: Did you see what Alberto just did?
Kevin: No. What?
Lily: He was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! What a fucking tool.
Kevin: Lily, that's not very nice, you know he suffers from Too Stupid To Live (TSTL)
Lily: Opps, my bad.

by Lily-Ghost-Buster December 9, 2008

live sex

having sex with a real live woman

Man with head like balls always wanted to have live sex.

by web1 December 10, 2003