Lazy River

A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river

Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.

by Datboijason November 1, 2021

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021

LAZY C-ROY

a bitch. a person who spreads vrchat avatars for no reason

bro do you who LAZY C-ROY is?
hes a bitch

by asheville September 20, 2021

lazy pie

An endearing term for a galette, a flat pastry containing a sweet or savory filling with crumbly cheese.

Short on time but we have some goat cheese, I guess I'll make a lazy pie.

by Hecate117 September 21, 2021

Lazy

Kylie C. Price

I'm sorry but Kylie is too lazy to get off the couch.

by Nat_Is_Your_Daddy September 27, 2021

Lazy Laez

A name for a Lazy Bitch or Dumbass

You’re such a Lazy Laez, ugh

by lazylaez September 30, 2021