Jayson Loveless 

Jayson Loveless is unique in all ways. Will make you laugh, empathize and enjoy all aspects of his person.

Handsome, in shape and just overall perfect in so many ways (size, girth and shape) he is usually rarely alone.

Honest, loyal and dedicated, he never leaves someone behind. If he’s going to make it everyone with him will. Success driven and versatile, Jayson Loveless, can wake up with nothing anywhere in the world and go to bed with his pockets and belly full. A resourceful and tireless hustler, he gets things done.

A relentless lover, Jayson Loveless makes sure you get yours even if he doesn’t get his, no matter how many he beds at that moment or that day.

Jayson Loveless is the one that can make it happen. Believe in Jayson Loveless like you believe in god.

Jayson Loveless by Marcus Arealest November 23, 2021

lonely fatty

a lonely fatty, is some one who, in the school yard playground, has no friends, and eat waaay too much, also they listen to music that will burrrrrrrrrrn your eyes, such as, chris brown, and britney spears. they also can't get friends, girlfriends/boyfriends and are very unhygienic and have greasy hair.. they usually work at a fast food chain outlet, but spend most of their time there, in the storage closet, piggin' out on shakes and cheeseburgers.

liam:haha, that kid has no friends...
tom:yeah, he's a lonely fatty
liam:duhh, i saw him trying to tounge a cheeseburger the other day after gym class..

lonely fatty by fuckyewwww August 24, 2008

The Lonely Hobo 

The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.

Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY

The Lonely Hobo by A lonely guy July 2, 2011

Loveless 

someone who owns many slaves && has a fake nose.

That Loveless over there strongly dislikes africans, probably because of her artificial nose. It's unpleasant.

Loveless by CollinFaaaa February 27, 2010

look lively 

What Mr. Schmallow will tell you to do on commercials for his air puffed sugar delights.

Mr. Schmallow: Look lively! LOOK LIVELY!
30's Homestar: That monster is gonna give me nightmares.

look lively by 0niTTRay January 10, 2004

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome 

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".

When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome by Palomon December 30, 2007

Loverly 

Anything that could be called "lovely" ... instead is called "loverly".
Devon thinks that he origninated this word and wants to be paid royalties per use. It's okay... he can have his illusions.

" That is a loverly car".

Loverly by ashleymicrob June 29, 2008