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Caitlin Margaret Kennedy

a freakily woman who loves to do her nails. she lives in suburbia. she is a baddy, who loves to eat fries, and thats pretty much it. dont eat her food you might get E. coli.
yo, a little carrot just stole my fries!!!
nah man that's just caitlin margaret kennedy, a freakily woman who loves to do her nails. !!!
by ava amici June 5, 2018
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Ginger Chris Kennedy

The greatest ginger to be alive. The most fun person on this planet. Biggest peen on this planet and loves his slimes. Slimes Forever
by slimelover May 27, 2019
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Your a Kennedy

An ugly bitch who’s a dumb person who sucks on toes
by Bum chum billy, November 10, 2019
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The Un-Kennedy

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family
The Un-Kennedy went to Harvard for undergrad and her husband is a philosophy professor.
by Coop Dupe November 25, 2020
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Deader than a Kennedy

The epitome of death. A profound state of deadness, where death is thorough and is firmly established.

To ascertain death at the top-most level, surpassing even a Kennedy's seemingly effortless ability to achieve it.

Exponentially Dead.
Deader than fried chicken.
Pretty freaking dead.
Can pertain to a person literally or figuratively to their career, chance of success, etc.; or to a place where no one goes; or to a thought or idea with no chance of acceptance.
"This place is Deader than a Kennedy"
"Probably because it's a shopping mall."

"Do you think Gruden will ever coach again?"
"No, he's Deader than a Kennedy to the NFL!"
by Vesper47 February 18, 2022
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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ryley is older then kennedy

legally ryley is always going to be older then kennedy
ryley being older then kennedy means that legally ryley is older then kennedy
by higihiballs August 7, 2022
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