Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina

Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself

by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is a beautiful boy with an amazing voice and smile his humor is amazing his hair is blond and black and curly. and I really like him but I don't know if he likes me . but hopefully he will be my valentines - nauds

hey jonas

hi nauds
i have to tell you something
ok what is it
i have a crush

on you
oh well i dont bye bye

oh

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Jonas

Jonas can act like a HUGE dumbass, but is a pretty funny guy. He can be toxic and self-centered, so be careful when you meet one.

Jonas is such a dumbass

by Bookworm_15 March 31, 2023

Jonas

Jonas

J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.

Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)

by Bellaskim April 20, 2023

Jonas Bohn

is amazing and the best person ever. very lovable. is a best friend.

Jonas bohn is great

by by chicken May 17, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.

Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??

by Da Peppa May 22, 2023

jonadam

A sucky ass ship from The Mandela Catalogue, The Mandela Catalogue is an analog horror series created by Alex Kister on YouTube, Jonadam is a ship that consists two of the main characters “ Jonah Marshall “ and “ Adam Murray “

Someone : “ oh my god I love jonadam!! It’s such a cute ship ! :3 “
You/Me : “ Ew get away from me. “

by Jonah / Camilla / Evelin ! August 7, 2023