Ms. Johnson

A mega dumb bitch that doesn´t have a clue of what her job is supposed to be and gets mad at litterally everything that isn even a big deal

Ms. Johnson sure is a big bitch.

by GimmeAllYourBeans February 12, 2020

Nathan Johnson

Looks like Ed

Looks at that Nathan johnson

by PartyDan November 27, 2018

lily johnson

HAS a REALLLLY FAT ASSSS!perky boobs and loves to have many boyfriends 10 at a time the highest soo far. Gives every guy in a 20 foot radius a hard ass boner that doesnt go away for an hour. The booobs are perky and massive tight and hella warm pussy.

Damn lily johnson is soooo fuking hot. *walks to lily johnson* "lets fuck already" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Luke, Dairius, and RANDALL November 28, 2017

Blair Johnson

A blah guy who sometimes fills in for supermodel hottie Ashley Russell on Yahoo Sports Minute and Rivals Minute.
When he fills in, it is a major disappointment for many, including non-sports fans, who watch the videos solely to admire and drool over the sexy blonde.

The young man opened up Rivals Minute one morning, prepared to enjoy the stunning beauty of Ashley Russell, only to find that Blair Johnson was filling in for her. "I hate when that guy fills in for her", he said. "How dare she take a day off?"

by Boxcar Bob July 3, 2009

Mr. Johnson

The coolest Asian teacher I know. Laid back but still teaches well and is more than fair.

"Hey is that Mr. Johnson?" "Yeah he's the coolest"

by HeckinNice March 12, 2019

Max Johnson

Dumb fucking cunt who hits people for no reason and motor boats people and is also a general nonce

He is such a max Johnson

by Shady groves left toe December 24, 2019

Bob Johnsons

Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.

Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"

Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"

by Dabz December 12, 2008