dirty jasper

A stinky english doing fart pants.

Oh look did you here that is dirty jasper he smells.

by gaming dot September 6, 2017

puddle jumper

1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.

1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.

2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart

by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 10, 2004

fart jammer

someone who farts on a person who is jamming them

sume chick farted on me while i was jamming her

by Jaime Adrian December 5, 2004

cum jumper

When a slutty girl jumps up and down as well as sucking cock and severs the end of the boys cock then swallows it.

cloe the cum jumper eats the meaty goodness

by michael twathead December 24, 2007

jumper

the flyest guy in the crew. The guy that gets to get with anyone's chick, and it's ok. The guy in the middle of the crowd and can't get unnoticed

Well yeah just let him do what he want's, he's a jumper.

by holla back youngin May 8, 2005

jumper

A person who bails out of a situation at the first sign of trouble.

The heist was going great until the alarm went off and half the crew fled, they were real jumpers.

by Rodney shikkadance September 17, 2005

log jammer

when you poop in someones mouth then make them give you head.

i hate that bitch i want to give her a log jammer.

by matt krizzle February 3, 2004