Jake

The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.

Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what

Person1:he beat a mining corporation

Person2: that’s really cool

by anonymous May 25, 2021

Jake

Jake From State Farm

Jake From State Farm

by milkyyyyyyy May 26, 2021

Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.

Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him

by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021

Jake

Just the best person in the world. Loves playing sports and isn’t scared to stand his ground against anyone!

“See Jake over there he’s probably high on weed”

by suck daddy123 June 1, 2021

Jake

The embodiment of beauty, inside and out.
Jake is the kind of person who couls always pick you up, who would always brighten your day and would never leave you feeling down.

Although Jake could be a bit selfish at times, that doesnt mask how great a person he/she is.

That's very Jake thing to do.

by AngelinaPortaVaga June 7, 2021

Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.

Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!

by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021

Jake

God at asteroids

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"

by Asteroid god June 22, 2021