A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away.
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by TeamAlicorn April 11, 2024
Get the Take-out Towermug. 
by sasquach hair September 21, 2016
Get the jimmys water towermug. The collective group act of defecating in one toilet consecutively without flushing whilst using a separate toilet for wiping and peeing.
by Amrpit juice July 16, 2025
Get the Tower of Terrormug. by lilsis4life November 26, 2003
Get the Semy Towermug. Person 1: "dude, why are you up there, are you a ceiling gang?"
Person 2: "heavens no, I'm just sitting on tambourine tower"
Person 1: "omg big pp"
Person 2: "heavens no, I'm just sitting on tambourine tower"
Person 1: "omg big pp"
by The neighbor's cat June 30, 2020
Get the tambourine towermug. by maddiewuvzyoo November 30, 2003
Get the Semy Towermug.