Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
by grammarcop2 March 02, 2012
Jessica: Tell me a story
Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.
Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!
Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.
Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!
by jdaq10 April 15, 2017
The act of sending rapid fire text messages to the same person, or sending one message that is so long that it comes through as multiple messages
by AmbieIsEvil August 05, 2010
Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
by Zarbuck August 26, 2020
Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.
Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?
Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?
by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM March 17, 2011
When someone is so deep in conversation via text messaging they are in a trance. Usually happens when figuring out plans with friends or texting about last night drunken escapades.
Guy 1: "I was out to lunch with my girlfriend today and she totally went into a texting trance, I had to shout her name for her to look up from her phone"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"
by The EV-MC December 20, 2009
Oh man I was up until 3:00 AM with my text bestfriend! She had the funniest story about a kangaroo ever!
Gurl: *giggles looking on her phone*
Boi: Hey babe who are you texting?
Gurl: Oh my text besfriend Jazzy! She's the best!
Gurl: *giggles looking on her phone*
Boi: Hey babe who are you texting?
Gurl: Oh my text besfriend Jazzy! She's the best!
by Emmie13 October 06, 2016