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Horse tornado

A horse tornado is a merry go round with horses as the things you ride. Often said if you can't remember the name.
Where did you take the kids today?
Oh I took them to the... Uhhh the... horse tornado
by The greatest writer July 30, 2021
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mini horse

A horse breed that was created by some really smart old guys who realized they got more money for their littler ponies vs. the bigger ones. In 1978 the American Miniature Horse Association was formed (AMHA) to promote the "breed". Now these horses look like replicas of the larger horses breeds...Very very cool and fun but not good for much but winning ribbons, doing tricks, having babies, crapping all over the yard or pulling little carts. Bet you can't own just one. Suckers who get caught up own lots of them.
AMHA mini horse miniature horse equine little horse
by rightabouteverything July 26, 2010
mugGet the mini horsemug.

Spiffy Horse

A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.
Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse
by Jimbo28 May 30, 2009
mugGet the Spiffy Horsemug.

Charlie Horse

When you punch someone in the thigh pretty hard.
Dude, I gave Mark a wicked huge charlie horse on the bus yesterday and he had to crawl home.
by JamsKo May 18, 2007
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horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.
Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.
by Weslitzu January 26, 2008
mugGet the horse blumpkinmug.

Sewer Horse

A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )
by Elizabeth Bronson June 29, 2008
mugGet the Sewer Horsemug.

educated horses

Name of Rob Zombie's new album... I really don't know what the hell it means though.
I bought Rob Zombie's new album. I wasn't that impressed... and besides what the hell does "educated horses" mean?
by ElliotJ April 26, 2006
mugGet the educated horsesmug.

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