Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
Simon Heibel
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
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Four big guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my a^s, just like apple pie
If they keep f^^kin’ me like this I might just die
They pipe my b^^ty til’ cry
He lick my D and the cm start drippin’
I took a bite out of his a^s it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air my b^^ty flippin’
He dug his balls in my b^^ty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the n^^ga last night
Then I rode his D like a bike
He’s so thicc he looks like a dyke
But that’s okay cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he f^^k me while recordin’
He sent me butt pics this mornin’
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve recieved
I love when I receive his BBC
They eat my a^s, just like apple pie
If they keep f^^kin’ me like this I might just die
They pipe my b^^ty til’ cry
He lick my D and the cm start drippin’
I took a bite out of his a^s it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air my b^^ty flippin’
He dug his balls in my b^^ty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the n^^ga last night
Then I rode his D like a bike
He’s so thicc he looks like a dyke
But that’s okay cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he f^^k me while recordin’
He sent me butt pics this mornin’
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve recieved
I love when I receive his BBC
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