Hard Three

1. When you are asked to pay a 3 dollar surcharge for driving your friends after offering to drive.
2. Extremely unimpressive girth

1. Yo broths, if you need a ride, all you have to do is pay me a hard three.
2. My sister was planning on hooking up with this guy, but after she saw he had a hard three, she got the fuck out of there.

by bpkings9 January 2, 2012

Hard Reset

When you're jacking off and someone punches you in the balls.

I was just about to cum all over her face and she Hard Reset me!

by Ulrick_Goldmane August 7, 2017

yaoi hard

When for example: Guy A is under the sexual treatment ,either masochist or sadist, of Guy J and enjoys it with his heart and body, and wants more even if he says to stop. This can also happen with more then 2 guys.

Those guys are doing yaoi hard .

by PandaPotatoe August 30, 2017

hard larry

Farting in the middle of a blow job

Trisha was sucking my balls and I couldn’t hold it. I gave her a Hard Larry and she gagged

by LegendarylE January 5, 2019

hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

Hard bets

Hard bets- it’s like saying bet or like “ alright bet” but just saying hard bets in stead

“I’ll be picking you up at 5 tomorrow”. “Okay hard bets”

by Members only September 3, 2018

hard calcium

Only accepting Whole Milk when someone suggesting Skimmed goes for a compromise deal with Semi-Skimmed in order to appease both parties.

Jeremy wanted to buy red-cap, but Theresa went for a Hard Calcium because she believed in taking a stand.

by Captain Calcium October 5, 2018