Hard Reset

When you're jacking off and someone punches you in the balls.

I was just about to cum all over her face and she Hard Reset me!

by Ulrick_Goldmane August 7, 2017

Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything

Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019

Hard Charger

One who walks with an extremely brisk stride and sense of purpose/authority.

Stacy: Boy, that Sharron is really movin' out!
Ruck: She's a hard charger!

by ghost towne February 17, 2022

hard seed

A term used to call a man who dresses well and carries top ranking. No one can compete with this man or woman

you is a hard seed. You look so good. Nobody can contest you.

by KilluhBae June 23, 2017

hard larry

Farting in the middle of a blow job

Trisha was sucking my balls and I couldn’t hold it. I gave her a Hard Larry and she gagged

by LegendarylE January 5, 2019

hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

by ManusBaldSpot May 28, 2016

hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.

“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”

by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018