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shiny-happy

A so-called "normal" person who shuns the feelings the rest of us have, stigmatizes our solutions, and would take away our right to self-terminate, calling us selfish or immature or incapable of deciding our own destinies.
He was totally going to bleed to fruition, but some shiny-happy found him and called 911. Now he'll be in therapy making other shiny-happies feel good about themselves.
by ASH September 20, 2004
mugGet the shiny-happymug.

happy-slapping

A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?
In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone
by Zoggi June 11, 2006
mugGet the happy-slappingmug.

happy naked

A person who is happy when naked.
Sam is SOO Happy Naked!
by Jaymi Midget June 12, 2004
mugGet the happy nakedmug.

Happy Trail

The trail that blondes use to find a mans penis
Blonde: But Jim, where is your penis?
Guy: See this hair? It is my happy trail and it leads you to it..
Blonde: Oh, OKAY!!
by TheKlepDawg007CoolGuy June 10, 2011
mugGet the Happy Trailmug.

happy stick

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.
Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.
by smartypants October 6, 2004
mugGet the happy stickmug.

Happy Meal

When a McDonald's drive-thru cashier ejaculates on the face of the driver of a car while yelling "HAPPY MEAL."
Angus began to vigerously masterbate when the driver ordered, then delivered a Happy Meal.
mugGet the Happy Mealmug.

Happy Metal

Metal music, but instead of lyrics about hell and Satan etc They are happy or sound happy.
/watch?v=2F-xrMDQObc
It's Happy Metal!
by SpeechDanielMarks June 14, 2011
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