alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 08, 2019

Hammer Tits

When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.

Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh

by Meme Dungeon July 02, 2019

Hammer Jack

Masturbating without lotion

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "

by FFBurger1 April 12, 2012

tramp hammer

when you shit in a plastic bad and uses it as a weapon

holy shit Malcolm attacked me with a tramp hammer what a filthy creep

by beansack September 08, 2014

Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.

Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!

by Grain and Twill April 24, 2023

Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.

I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.

by meatmuncher12 July 19, 2020

Hammer Time

A male lays down on his back while erect. A female takes a nail and places it in the tip of the penis and processed to hammer the nail in using her breasts.

Man my dick really hurts from all that hammer time my girlfriend did to me last night.

by SmoothTalkPHD October 18, 2020