1. A term for a guy with a small penis that, no matter how long it takes, will completely destroy your hole.
2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.
2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.
1. I didn't think he could get the job done, but Sarge is a total Geologist Hammer!
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.
by PNWTigerLily November 6, 2018
Get the geologist hammermug. When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022
Get the Hide the hammermug. 
by Pe do file June 8, 2022
Get the The Akron hammermug. "Hey Jack, look at the fucking hammer head over there trying to park his truck in a compact car parking spot. Dumb ass!"
by Garglemesack June 30, 2016
Get the Hammer Headmug. When you're good at jacking off.
by Austannibal January 27, 2012
Get the Pump The Hammermug. by The Cashmere Hammer January 29, 2022
Get the Cashmere Hammermug.