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goose list 

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.
Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?
goose list by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011
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goosemeyer 

australian male who knows every thing about every thing, is overbearing and loud and a general pain in the arse acts this way to conceal his many insecurities
shut the f%#k up Kevin you bloody goosemeyer
goosemeyer by smegma1 October 5, 2012

goose boulders 

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.
I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!
goose boulders by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013

Goose knees 

when a girl(esp. skinny chicks) gives so much head on her knees that her knees begin to swell and resemble those of a goose or duck.
ā€œI’m chillin at the crib sipping juice, while this bowlegged bitch gets goose knees.ā€
-Anonymous
Goose knees by ThefirstGAL May 8, 2014

Goose kiss 

She gave him a delicate goose kiss, he enjoyed this
Goose kiss by Tinker83 May 22, 2014

goose banter 

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
goose banter by Goose Lad July 23, 2015

Goose Arse

A negative description of an individual who's entire arse sticks out from the body while they stay in an upright posture. This is caused by the individual pushing their lower back and hips backwards on a constant day-to-day routine and over years of holding this posture causes what we now call a goose arse, because they waddle around with their arse stuck out.
A prime example of this 'Goose Arse' effect would be the character Lechero from Prison Break season 3, the prison boss.
John: ..hey! Get aload of goose arse over there.
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Ben: What's up with this guy?
Mark: That's Ol' McGoose Arse mate
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Gaz: Argh! Tony's p*ssin' me off.. he doesn't do any work round here.. all he does is boss us around while he just sits on his fat f*ckin' goose arse.
Goose Arse by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<) August 7, 2015