by henrydahoover69 May 27, 2023

by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016

by Abigail Asher April 20, 2024

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.
"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."
by nobangu November 29, 2024

The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.
Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.
by DrJUrWay February 1, 2017

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.
For the past tense use: 'Gooched'
For the past tense use: 'Gooched'
"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"
"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"
"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"
"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"
"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"
by BigChad69 April 17, 2024

"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!
by Shad master October 2, 2020
