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goat diddler

Derived from diddler, a goat diddler is a person who fantasizes, almost fanatically, about engaging in a sexual act(s) with the immature Capra aegagrus hircus (commonly the goat). Sexual relations with a goat is not actually necessary, thoughts alone are sufficient to be deemed a goat diddler. For obvious reasons, most goat diddlers have a background in agriculture and hail from rural areas. The stronger version: goof goat diddler (sometimes deemed Diddler 2G) is a goat diddler who has resided in an urban environment their entire life. Having no prior exposure to goats, they have developed these unnatural thoughts entirely unprovoked. Goat diddlers in general have made goat keepers everywhere feel the need to have a chaperon with them while tending to their livestock, or else they might be suspected of goat diddling while caring for their goats alone.
One of the first recorded goat diddlers, a man from the rural Canadian city Calgary, has confessed that he started fantasizing about goats sexually in his early teenage years. Convicted multiple times of goat molestation, David Hatch has since gained infamy. Being a perfect example of the sort of person who is a goat diddler, Hatch later committed one of the worst murders the city of London, Canada has ever seen.
by MrMacFister March 1, 2011
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goat pleasure

once i gave her goat pleasure i knew she'd be comin back for more
by derek August 25, 2004
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Baby Goat

The act of making an obscene noise similar to that of a goat while ejaculating in a woman's mouth during oral sex.
While Julie was giving me oral sex, i pulled out and yelled "MEH!" while spewing on her mouth.The baby goat was officially complete.
by Jon Adams aka Dougie May 12, 2008
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GOAT

abbrv.
Abbreviation for:

G-aga
O-wned
A-lien
T-erritory

Term usually used by Lady Gaga fans a.k.a Little Monsters
I live in GOAT.
by MashUppers September 26, 2011
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shave a goat

In actual fact means to "Have a Go" and if examined closely can see that if the 's' at the start and 'at' at the end are removed forms the original word
Just shave a goat wam
Shave a goat son!
by River Dove February 19, 2004
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Goat Ass

"Put up your dukes..."
"I got no fucking dukes"
by not you September 18, 2003
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billy goat

A male Cougar... A man who is seven years old than the woman he is with and/or dating he is a Billy Goat(Male version of a Cougar)
That man likes younger woman, he's a billy Goat...
by Reactor11 September 30, 2007
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