goat fucker 

any person that is or pretends to be a cowboy.
A person that wears gay tight spandex looking pants and a stupid hat even though you don't live on a farm or own any animals.
Anyone that listens or likes country music and wears those gay multi colored shirts.

"Hey look at that moron in the Wranglers" what a stupid goat fucker!

goat fucker by Marineassasin13 August 19, 2006

goat porn 

what strong bad enjoys the most on the internet
See one of the last defs for Strong Bad or the def by author

Strong Bad was watching streaming goat porn again.

goat porn by Cesspool April 22, 2003

Goat's Vagina 

An open cut that generally happens in combat sports which a fighter receives. Usually by an elbow or punch to the head

"That Marvin Eastman one was a goat's vagina" -Joe Rogan

Goat's Vagina by Pizzagoat July 8, 2010

Goat Fucker 

1. Any "country boy" that tucks his jeans into his boots to look cool

2. Any guy/girl that dresses and acts country but only does so for attention or attraction

3. A fake country boy/girl

Austin: "Look at Logan with his pants tucked into his boots!"

Jake: "Yea, that Goat Fucker!"

Goat Fucker by DieselMechanic22 November 24, 2013

Goat Boater

A Person that rides a surf ski at the beach. Its an Aussie derogatory term used by your more traditional surfer.

Check out that goat boater, what a loser!

Goat Boater by Joel Hicks October 19, 2003

Goat Lash 

To Smack Someone In The Face With Your Dick.

Alex Goat Lashed Tiffany, It Was Funny

Goat Lash by Hatchet420 July 16, 2008

goat freak 

A goat freak is a "gear head" that really likes, and is very knowledgeable about, the Pontiac G T O that was originally made from 1964 till 1974 and then revived in 2004 with its early end after the 2006 model year. "The Goat" was a nickname for the G T O

Jeff sure is a goat freak with all his G T O s

goat freak by Joe Hanahan June 29, 2006