Gabriel Inglesias Is Master Bison

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Gabriele

Gabriele is an italian name, for boys, that means "God gives strenght" or "God's man".
Gabriele's are really outgoing and you can rely on them for a lot of things and problems, they are also really polite and they would never talk shit about you, if they don't know you.
They are usually really handsome and funny, once they look at you with those eyes you'll never forget them... whether they're green, blue, brown or black.
They have fun interests and hobbies, they are really adventurous and like to do dangerous stuff, they would even defy death if they could.

Girl1 :Gabriele is so cool, he bought a motorbike just the other day...
Girl2 : Really? Oh my...
Girl1 : If we knew each other i'd ask him to give me a ride home

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Gabriel's law

Psychological law founded by philosopher Peter Gabriel.

The law says: "When two girls, one more ugly then the other, are next to each other. You will find the little less terrible looking attractive"

1: "Yo that Edita is looking fine"
2: "She's just standing next to Anna. Try covering Anna with your palm and you'll see Edita's real image"
3: "Oh yeah. That's just gabriel's law"

by wisster February 17, 2025

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