Gabriel

A dope as fuck person. Gabriel is super non challant and doesnt give a single flying rats ass about anything at all in the entire world. Bro literally can be witnessing the apocalypse and not give a single dookie shart he’d probably just make himself a tuna melt and fucking chill. Probably on like a hammock or something chill like that cuz he’s so chill and non chalant. Gabriel has been asked to care a little more about things and he responds with “nah i dont care ab that chief imma go eat a tuna melt”. Then he goes and fucking chills hard a fuck cuz he doesnt give a fuck. It is truly unique how Gabriel can be so full of passion yet not give a single rats ass about absolutely diddly squat. He loves art but he legit doesnt care about it all or even thinks about it ever. The duality of man. Truly psychedelic. A complex character. A tuna melt smasher.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Gabriel?
Person 2: No but he’s probably out there not giving a single fuck cuz he’s so chill and probably eating a tuna melt.
Person 3: Classic Gabe

by Tunameltdestroyer July 30, 2025