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Fruit Snack

When a man fucks a fruit and then receives a blowjob from someone until his dick no longer tastes like the fruit he fucked.
1. Man: “hey you in the mood for a fruit snack? We have watermelon or kiwi”

2. Woman “wow I’m hungry. I could sure use a fruit snack..”
by FruitBrat January 6, 2020
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fruit ninja

A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.
Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.
by Fischl4Life May 6, 2021
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nipple fruit

either a raspberry that looks like a nipple or a nipple that looks like a raspberry
guy who is going to eat a raspberry: "hmm, nipple fruit"
by sventhemighty April 13, 2007
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People-fruit

A pregnant woman's baby.

Botanical term for ripening human ovaries.
Joan realized that she had a people-fruit growing inside of her when she had not properly menstruated for two lunar cycles.

"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"

"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"
by pteridophyta April 13, 2009
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chunky fruit rollup

1) When a guy slams his penis deep into a girls mouth making her gag and throw up on his dick.

2) When you're deep throating a guy so hard, your gag reflexes kick in and you puke all over his dick.
Yeah man, Stephanie gave Milo a chunky fruit rollup the other day. It was great!
by sexmasterpete June 22, 2010
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Tossed Fruit Salad

The sexual act in which one preforms tossing salad on a femboy ,sissyboy, ladyboy or crossdresser
that femboy wanted a tossed fruit salad lol!
by bunnychanX3 December 12, 2012
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Jamacian fruit basket

When one sticks fruit up a woman's vagina and proceeds to have anal intercourse with her
Dude 1: dude what are the bananas for?
Dude 2: I'm gonna give my girlfriend a jamacian fruit basket!
Dude 1:dude!!!!
Dude 2: I know!!!!
by The magiction March 21, 2012
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