football jellyfish

A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.

by Newt Spoot June 3, 2013

Football Cream

It’s awesome

Dude, could you break me off a piece of that football cream?

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 26, 2019

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

Foonet

Hosting company run out of a UPS Store, a tool shed, and the owners basement. Now up and running with the OC-48 and bathroom core router.

toolshed-core02-0-0.foonet.net

by gotho May 3, 2003

foodway

Foodways are a study or example of a culture of a people through their dietary habits. A foodway is not only the things people do and do not eat, but why they eat them or not, not to mention the traditions and history that help define that culture.

The foodways of the Cajun people involve eating seafood in season and not drinking milk with seafood. For Hungarians, the use of pork, cabbage and paprika are common symbols of their ethnic foodways. Orthodox Jews' foodways vary from that of their less restrictive brethren, but traditionally, Jewish foodways are related to the religion's dietary laws or kashrut kosher. A foodway may not be something that a person is aware of practicing, it can be so ingrained in their habits that it is simply a way of life.

by Marthakay November 8, 2008

foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 31, 2011

Food turnt

When someone eats so much food they're turnt.

Hey! Let's get lit, and go get food turnt.

by Switz April 18, 2014