The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!
by OMMMM NOM NOM NOM March 15, 2010
Get the Facebook Impatiencemug. Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke
by Chris V2 June 25, 2009
Get the Facebook Marriagemug. The act of treating facebook as a pornographic medium through which one finds sexual pleasure, often committing the sin of masturbation.
Mark: Omg did you see Jamie's new vacation album. I swore in one picture you could see her butt crack
Tom: Facebook Jerk!
Tom: Facebook Jerk!
by MH Lazarus January 18, 2008
Get the Facebook Jerkmug. Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...
by Goofisteve December 11, 2007
Get the facebook stalkermug. Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life
by ByRd December 11, 2007
Get the facebook stalkingmug. The feeling of pride and self-centeredness exhibited when one takes multiple pictures of oneself in the sole purpose of putting a new default of facebook. Also exhibited if the person says things like "SEXY" on their own picture comments. Dead give aways are: (1.) Adding hundreds of random strangers of the opposite sex. (2.) Cussing somebody out on Facebook but not talking to anybody in real life. (3.) Having over 50-75 pictures of themselves, alone, where it was clear they were taking pictures of themselves and have no shame in it. (4.) Updating every single thing they do {I.E. Sittin' on the toilet, ;) haha}
Hold on Doc., before you put me under, I have to update my status to 'Going under the knife LOL.'" "Seriously? You have a major case of Facebook Narcissism.
by ima knock yo teef out June 7, 2010
Get the Facebook Narcissismmug. The act of exploring the Facebook profile of somebody you have little or no personal interaction with. (Ex: going through photos, videos or wall to wall's.)
I know Joseph is Lurking (Facebook) on my profile. He can recite Me and Justin's Wall to wall word for word.
by TheEvilKoopa November 9, 2009
Get the Lurking (Facebook)mug.