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Have you ever played rugby?

A popular dj Khaled quote in which he mistakes shrimps shumai for rugby, hence asking the camera; have you ever played rugby?
by Mbk November 29, 2023
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The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Gayest Guy Ever

Jayand Vishnu make a great couple
Jay and Vishnu both share the record for Gayest Guy Ever
by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020
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The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
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the most scary thing ever

Person: im gonna do the most scary thing ever
Person 2: lalalalllalallala
Person: boo
Person 2: AHH!! dont do that it is the most scary thing ever
by bubblingtea May 23, 2025
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Ever

With his dark features and cool style, Ever is always the most handsome man in the room. Although he lacks in the humor dept — he makes up for it with his taste in music, his loyalty in friendships and his consistent commitment to rallying every social gathering with a fireball shot. To be loved by him is an honor and pleasure.. always a giggle, good meal and quality time. Hold him close as every interaction makes you feel as though you’ve won the jackpot.
Who is last place in fantasy football this season? Probably Ever.

Ever is the sixth man on the Phoenix Suns.
by aj pollock November 22, 2021
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