dochamommasays

A word that is yelled at many ghetto kids every day.

Boy you betta dochamommasays

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Muscle-Douche

A male who's favorite quality about himself is his muscular definition. He likes to think all on-lookers are impressed (and envious) of his muscles, but really all non-Muscle-Douches laugh at the Muscle-Douche's self-opinion. A Muscle-Douche tends to: work out frequently with the sole purpose of enhancing his appearance, talk about working out, always flex a little when body is exposed, and lower his voice a tad bit until it becomes a natural habit. Researchers say 70% of Muscle-Douches are insecure about the size of their penis

Leonard: "Why does Chad always flex in the showers?"

Stevie: "I don't know dude... Chad's such a Muscle-Douche"

by youngdubbyrox June 9, 2011

douché

The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.

Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."

by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008

Douchebagaknight

A person who serves and protects the douchebaganism faith/religion.

I crown your sir. Douchebagaknight. Lead the douchebags to victory.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douche tooth

a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator

I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.

by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009

Douche Paddle

Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.

Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'

Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'

Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.

Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.

by JezzInMyPants November 1, 2009