couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

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dolphinication

Dolphins being educated in rape

Adam West just got educated on dolphinication

by dolphinication May 06, 2014

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Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 03, 2023

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Sticky Dolphin

The act of inserting the brush end of the toothbrush up your own asshole and then proceeding to brush your teeth with it. This can also be done to others as a form of punishment with another person putting the toothbrush in while the taker must brush with it after.

Steven: "What I did wasn't even that bad"
Devon: "Bro you gave yourself a sticky dolphin, IT'S THAT BAD"

by DCG$ June 07, 2024

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Full Dolphin

When a Gamer(or theoretically other)'s voice cracks while ranting and raging and sounds like illegible high pitched dolphin noises. A term used by MoistCr1TiKaL often while watching videos Gamer Rage.

"His voice cracked a little but he didn't go Full Dolphin, it's not a real gamer rage if someone doesn't go Full Dolphin."

by Biagio X February 16, 2023

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