Reverse Dolphin Ride

When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.

"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."

Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?

I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

dolphin

1- A cunt who gets on the nerves of a sexy ass bitch

2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead

"omg my god you are such a fucking dolphin!" "dude why are you such a dolphin?"

by wonderfins February 22, 2019

flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

by Rad Rob November 4, 2025

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023