A Black Dolphin is a piece of knowledge that is knowingly or unknowingly defended by someone who truly believes their stand even when it is certainly wrong.
Person 1: “I need 100 Black Dolphins”
Person 2: “It’s 100 black COFFINS”
Person 1: “No it’s not”
Person 2: “I call Black dolphin, you’re wrong”
Person 2: “It’s 100 black COFFINS”
Person 1: “No it’s not”
Person 2: “I call Black dolphin, you’re wrong”
by Thatbeanfrank February 4, 2022

by Akufiwa-sama April 4, 2022

by Bigbirdza1 January 30, 2021

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.
I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries
by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022

When you gargle the semen. Next you spit it up in the air, and catch it and swallow. After you look up at you partner and smile
by Brattychil January 14, 2022

When a Gamer(or theoretically other)'s voice cracks while ranting and raging and sounds like illegible high pitched dolphin noises. A term used by MoistCr1TiKaL often while watching videos Gamer Rage.
"His voice cracked a little but he didn't go Full Dolphin, it's not a real gamer rage if someone doesn't go Full Dolphin."
by Biagio X February 16, 2023

by SMKK March 12, 2020
