Doctarded

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.

Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.

by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009

Dock On

The act of extending ones foreskin over the end of another mans penis. Common among bears in Australia.

Hey Man, do you dock on?

Ofcourse I do, I am a cammy bear! xoxoxox

by Daggering Joe October 13, 2016

Cock Doctor

A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.

A guy winking at his own reflection....COCK DOCTOR!

by Mishka81 February 5, 2010

dry dockin'

masturbation without lotion or any form of lubrication

guy-i caught this guy masturbating outside yesterday, it was fucked up he didnt even have any lube
mums friend-what no lotion?
mum-no man he was dry dockin'

by Evan4401 March 23, 2011

Lid Doctor

Usually referring to a hair dresser and more commonly one who fixes shlids

Wow Donald your shlid is out of control you could do with an appointment at the Lid Doctors

by Skite Train May 9, 2011

google docalypse

When Google Docs is used to create a collaborative document (for revision notes for example), and word spreads about its existence resulting in a large amount of people following the link. This in turn results in an exponential decrease in productivity and eventually all work comes to a halt as many 'Anonymous Users' revel in the hilarity of trying to guess who is who.

Nick: Oh no, loads of people are joining the document!
Rob: The google docalypse has begun..

by robsws September 23, 2011

Morningwood Docking

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.

- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.

by Realtip July 19, 2013