To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 29, 2023
The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored
Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
by Idekidc May 19, 2021
by Dj C Money January 02, 2017
To "Boogle Dive" refers to a statistically rare phenomenon found only during a tandem skydive. This unlikely event occurs when a criminally-minded or literal criminal (often notorious) aka "outlaw" unknowingly ends up tethered to an active duty or recently retired law enforcement officer and they form an unintentional bond with each other that can never be separated due to their conjoined fall toward an almost imminent death together.
by Tekorji November 26, 2020
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020
The act of putting ice cubes in a fat women's vagina and eating her out making it feel like icy hot patch.
by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013
by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 09, 2017