Dildo

Look in your moms cabinet

Honey I got a dildo

by Mr.Breads March 5, 2015

dildo

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass

by mgklover March 12, 2015

Dildo

When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.

John: You're such a dildo.
Bob: What? A dildo?
John: Well i'd call you a dick but you're too fake.

by frenchiestfry April 4, 2015

Dildo

A mans worst enemy a sex toy women use to fell good and is usally bigger than a real mans penis because size matters

She said no to sex and went to the other room and rode that dildo like a race horse

by Alex cocks June 11, 2017

Spikey Dildo

A spikey dildo is a penis shaped latex figure that a female inserts into her vagina and the spoken item has many large spikes around the balls area

Sharon was made fun of because she bought a spikey dildo at spencers

by Sharon leeeeeee james July 2, 2016

Bilbo-dildo

Just a little monsterus dildo

Bilbo-dildo An enormous magic dildo that no meare mortal can piseas

by Sven savage October 22, 2018

dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

by Father Jake September 14, 2017