tinder date

Imagining what their encounter will be like

"cant wait to meet my tinder date"
"what will you do?"
"I think i will tickle him real hard"
"Oh no 🤦"

by Krkič April 3, 2019

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date rape

when a girl says " NO! STOP! and DONT"

dude 1: man i dont get she kept saying no stop and dont why

dude 2: your gay thats date rape

by Kum-Daun January 10, 2009

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A Polish date is when you meet a trash slut online that you want to fuck cause you're horny, but you don't want other people to know about it, because she's so gross. You roll over to her house (has to be her house) with a bottle of cheap vodka, so that you barely even remember the whole thing, except getting your nut off.

Hey did you hear that Jim Wisniewski took your sister out for a polish date?

by James Wisniewski August 29, 2006

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date nape

when you're on a date and you're about to kiss and the person puts their hand behind your neck

Girl #1: So, did you and that guy kiss on your date?

Girl #2: yeah...

Girl #1: what was it like?

Girl #2: he totally date naped me

by hey there noobs May 18, 2010

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straight date

When two straight guys or girls are hanging out

I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.

by Wafflefacer December 30, 2011

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Not A Date

Usually prounouced NAD. n-ah-d as in the second half of gonads.

1) A setting where 2 people meet usually prior to a date; at coffee or ice cream to evaluate the other person preceding an actual date
2) A social meeting where 2 people may appear to be on a date (either at dinner, miniature golfing, a movie, ect) but if asked will deny the “date” and state with great intensity “we are just friends”

Shelley: How was the NAD (Not A Date) last night?
Sam: Oh we went for ice cream, but she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: are you going to go see a movie with her tonight
Sam: she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: so I guess I am going to have some sort of mental breakdown that will prevent you from going on a the date
Sam: not one, not two, but 4 cats . .

Shelley: but you keep NADding her!
Sam: it’s a really good not a relationship

by Bessie Lou November 6, 2009

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