Danger Mouse

Inserting a rabid and starved mouse into one's anus.

"I think we should get the guys round tonight and have a Danger mouse party".

by Spiez May 28, 2009

Dagger

The term used for a person who constantly, and for no reason, brags about his dick.

John: "Wait, how do you know how big ted's dick is?"
Jill: "He randomly send pics of it to girls."
John: "What a fucking dagger."

by Rivaslovesmexico August 18, 2010

spam dagger

Meat weapon found in the land of the big purple dribbling heads!!!

do u want to fight with my spam dagger?

by Andy December 15, 2003

dangerboxing

the state of having to deficate so badly that a little bit's already sticking out. synonyms are: turtlehead, etc.

man, i gotta find a bathroom. i'm fucking dangerboxing!

by ollie October 23, 2004

dangermouth

someone whos mouth gets them in to trouble or talks about subjects better left alone

Dangermouths are conspirisy theorists, eco warriors, esotoic fanatics ect....

by Dannyboyo September 30, 2006

Danger Weed

Weed that has been spilled and recollected and is possibly contaminated by matter from the surface it was spilled upon.

you: oh crap I spilt my weed on the carpet, beware the danger weed.
Me: ok I will watch out for anything in it.

by ajizzle69 July 20, 2011

daggered

the act of being penetrated by a dagger or dick

Caroline: Ouch, you've daggered me!
Ken: Sorry, I can't hold back.

by pusycattttttttt June 19, 2016